GIVE ME VIKING. GIVE ME VIKTOR.

Viktor Gyökeres is the striker Arsenal have been missing. This is about more than goals. This is about a long-standing tradition of number 9’s who get the ‘Arsenal thing'. And trust me. It’s a thing.

May 13, 2025

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I just watched the 26-year-old Viktor Gyökeres bang a hattrick against Boavista. Who are Boavista? Doesn’t matter, he could've had five. He attempted a bicycle kick. He did the celebration. I’m in. I’m ready to be hurt again.

They say the Portuguese 'Primeira Liga' is a farmer's league. Don't care. They say that Darwin Nunez was a star there, pulled on a…

GIVE ME VIKING. GIVE ME VIKTOR.

Viktor Gyökeres is the striker Arsenal have been missing. This is about more than goals. This is about a long-standing tradition of number 9’s who get the ‘Arsenal thing'. And trust me. It’s a thing.

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